Funny Things My Children Have Said

I haven’t joined in, in a while, with one thing and another. I have been taking note of the little gems my two little princes say. Here’s a little collection:-

Tyler:- “I’m not good at looking for things, but Lucas has glasses so he’s better at looking for things.”

Tyler:- “Santa owns the North Pole.”
Lucas:- “Penguins live in North Pole.”
Tyler:- “Penguins live in the North Pole, that’s just nonsense.”

Me:- “If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?”
Lucas:- “Italy.”
Me:- “Not Florida?”
Lucas:- “No, Italy.”
Me:- “Why?”
Lucas:- “I like saying it.”
Tyler:- “What do the speak there?”
Lucas:- “Italish.”
Tyler:- “We wouldn’t know what they mean.”

Daddy:- “Uncle David is at the Grand National.”
Lucas:- “Is Uncle David on a horse?”
Daddy:- “No he’s just watching like us, but he’s there.”

Aria fell asleep in her chair with one eye closed and the other a little open. Tyler was watching her for a while before turning round and saying:-

“Aria has one eye asleep.”

Tyler:- “Look mummy that man has a chin moustache.”

Have your children said anything funny this week?