Funny Things My Children Say 34

I haven’t joined in, in a while, with the baby illness and one thing and another. I have been taking note of the little gems my two little princes say. Here’s a little collection:-

Lucas:- “I want a real magnet to tell what’s metal and what’s not.”

Me:- “There are magnets on the fridge you can do that with.”

Lucas:- “No a real magnet.”

Me:- “They are real magnets. They stick to the metal fridge door.”

Lucas:- “No a real one not one from the fridge. They are red and grey and oval shape.”

I have a painting of a shipwreck which I love and it got us onto talking about the Titanic.
Tyler:- “Titanic where you in it”
Err I’m not THAT old!!

They boys were playing with the Playmobil pool before they went to school. I took the wee dudes out to dry when I got home. They came home and said:-

“Playmobil left in there he must have melted.”

We drove past the church just after Easter and Lucas pointed and said;-
“Jesus died on an x.”
Me:- “No he died on a cross.”
Lucas:- “Yes and X.”

Tyler:- “Mummy when you come home from the hospital your tummy will be flat?”
Me:- “If only. It will flatter.”

We were playing Guess Who the other day and Tyler asks:-

“Does your guy have a mouth?”

Apparently when their mood rings turns yellow it means:- “Mixed remotions.”

And the cutest excuse from Tyler as to why he can’t go to sleep:-

“Can’t sleep as I love you too much.”

Have your children said anything funny this week?