Here is a selection of the funny things my children have said this week:-
Lucas got a toy from McDonald’s which was Jack Frost from the Rise of the Guardians and decided to call it Jack Fields instead. As you do.
Tyler kept telling me he wanted the goggles out. Took me a while to realise he was talking about the baubles for the Christmas tree. Yes mummy goggles.
We were watching Finding Santa Paws on the Disney Cinemagic channel while putting our tree up and Lucas kept calling it Cinda Pups, which I thought was quite cute.
Tyler and I were watching the TV when the Little Mermaid came on.
Tyler:-“Yuck. I don’t like The Little Mermaid.”
Me:- “Why not?”
Tyler:- “It’s for girls.”
Me:- “No it’s not and what if the baby likes it?”
Tyler:- “Well I’ll put the baby in the bin if it wants to watch the Little Mermaid.”
Me:- “Err no you want honey.”
Lucas:- “I want to be a Policeman when I grow up.”
Me:- “That’s a good career, why do you want to do that?”
Lucas:- “I want to put naughty people in jail.”
Tyler:- “You won’t be able to put me in jail.”
Lucas:- “Why not?”
Tyler:- “Because I’ll be in the sky.”
Me:- “Why will you be in the sky?”
Tyler:- “Because I want to be Santa Claus when I grow up. So Lucas you can’t put me in jail, I’ll be Santa.”
Well we can’t put Santa in jail now can we.
