Here is a selection of the funny things my children have said this week:-
I was telling Tyler I had heartburn because of the baby, he says oh no will your heart go on fire?
Lucas:- “Why is Pluto no longer a planet?”
Me:- “They said it was too small to be a planet so reclassified it.”
Lucas:- “Did it not get enough sleep, so it didn’t grow?”
Tyler:- “Do you think the Power Rangers know we are watching them on the iPad?”
Me:- “No I don’t think so sweetie.”
Lucas through a ball and said to Tyler; “Fetch it boy.”
Lucas:- “Dad’s not listening to me, he needs a reward chart.”
Lucas:- “Is Tom and Jerry on the naughty list?”
Me:- “Errr not sure sweetie, only Santa would know that.”
Lucas:- “Robbers won’t get presents will they?”
Me:- “No sweetie they won’t.”
We were explaining to the boys where they were in order of age in the house. Tyler said he was twoith! Well you can understand it when I said he was forth.
We were getting stuff together for the baby and brought the moses basket down from the loft.
Tyler:- “We’ll put the hood up if it’s raining.”
He then put his dad’s hat on and said; “I’m Mr Mann.”
Me:- “Want to try some spiced mulled Vimto?”
Tyler:- “I liked it but it smells yuck.”
Hilarious the things they say.
What funny things has your child said or done this week?
