The Funny Things My Children Say… No 29

Here is a selection of the funny things my children have said this week:-

I was telling Tyler I had heartburn because of the baby, he says oh no will your heart go on fire?

Lucas:- “Why is Pluto no longer a planet?”
Me:- “They said it was too small to be a planet so reclassified it.”
Lucas:- “Did it not get enough sleep, so it didn’t grow?”

Tyler:- “Do you think the Power Rangers know we are watching them on the iPad?”
Me:- “No I don’t think so sweetie.”

Lucas through a ball and said to Tyler; “Fetch it boy.”

Lucas:- “Dad’s not listening to me, he needs a reward chart.”

Lucas:- “Is Tom and Jerry on the naughty list?”
Me:- “Errr not sure sweetie, only Santa would know that.”
Lucas:- “Robbers won’t get presents will they?”
Me:- “No sweetie they won’t.”

We were explaining to the boys where they were in order of age in the house. Tyler said he was twoith! Well you can understand it when I said he was forth.

We were getting stuff together for the baby and brought the moses basket down from the loft.

Tyler:- “We’ll put the hood up if it’s raining.”

He then put his dad’s hat on and said; “I’m Mr Mann.”

Me:- “Want to try some spiced mulled Vimto?”
Tyler:- “I liked it but it smells yuck.”