Funny Things My Children Say

This week we’ve had more illness, this time Lucas and the boys have been off on their first week of the summer holidays.

Tyler:- “Incy Wincy Spider splashed in all the puddles when the rain came down, but was naughty with no welly boots on.”

Lucas:- “What’s this mummy?”
Me:- “It’s a gem stone honey.”
Lucas:- “No it’s not it’s a tooth.”
Me:- “It’s a moonstone.”
Lucas:- “No it’s a dinosaur tooth.”

Me:- “Tyler, where’s Lucas?”
Tyler:- “He’s looking at the world outside.”
Me:- “How’s he doing that?”
Tyler:- “Lying on his bed looking out the window.”
Me:- “Ok, hope he sees something interesting.”
Tyler:- “He’s being lazy.”

Some one liners this week.

The boys call number two’s bobby’s. Not sure why, but I’m guessing they got it from someone saying jobby. Gross word I know. Anyway when Lucas had an upset tummy the other day he went into his dad and said:-

“Daddy, the bobby was like a drink coming out of my binky binky b.”

Bless him.

Tyler was talking to Lucas and said:-

“That’s umpossible.”