My oldest has been poorly this week with tonsillitis and the youngest has been a little monkey at times but very sweet to his older brother most of the time while he is ill.
Tyler came up the stairs with something that had been delivered through the front door.
Me:- “What have you got Tyler?”
Tyler:- “Mail for me.”
Me:- “How do you know it’s for you?”
Tyler:- He flicks through it. “It’s got a 3 on it so it’s mine.”
Me:- “Tyler it’s a phone book, it’ll have lots of numbers in it.”
Tyler over head my hubby and I discussing Lucas’ temperature and said he was burning up. A short time later….
Tyler:- “Mummy I think Lucas might go on fire?”
Me:- “What?”
Tyler:- “Lucas is going to burn with fire.”
Me:- The penny drops. “No sweetheart he has a temperature because he is ill, he won’t go on fire.”
I built a cardboard bus with them…
Lucas:- “Why does the bus not move?”
Me:- “Because it’s just pretend and it’s a cardboard box.”
Lucas:- “If we add wheels it’ll move.”
Me:- “Not on it’s own as it doesn’t have an engine.”
Me:- “Tyler if you keep sticking your tongue out I’ll cut it off.”
Tyler:- Frowns “Will you really cut it off?”
Me:- “No honey, but put it away.”
Hilarious the things they say.
What funny things has your child said or done this week?
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