Funny Things My Children Say

I was having a conversation with Lucas about what he had for lunch at school:-

Me:- “What did you have for lunch?”

Lucas:- “It was a Ham or Turkey Baguette.”

Me:- “What did you have then?”

Lucas:- “A cheese baguette.”

Me:- “Ok, was it nice?”

Lucas:- “Yes. K is a turkey.”

Me:- “Eh, K is a turkey?”

Lucas:- “Yeah, he has turkey baguette.”

Me:- “Ah ok.”

Me:- “What did you do at school today?”

Lucas:- “I made a postcard for Mrs L, but we didn’t know her address.”

Me:- “Why did you need to know her address?”

Lucas:- “So I could send it to her.”

Me:- “Why is she not at school?”

Lucas:- “Yes she’s in room 1 silly.”

Lucas:- “I got a sticker from Roberta today at school.”

Me:- “Who’s Roberta?”
Lucas:- “She’s like Rebecca but not as she’s Roberta.”

Me:- “So she’s a girl in your class?”

Lucas:- “No, she’s bigger than Rebecca. She’s an adult but not a teacher.”

Me:- “Does she work at school?”
Lucas:- “Yes but not in my class just in room 1.”

Lucas had been talking about the doors in the gym hall in his school opening up into different areas of the school. When Tyler heard this he pipped up about his nursery. 

Tyler:- “Mum the red doors at nursery open.”

Me:- “Yes they do sweetie.”