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The Funny Things My Child Says….

28th April 2012 By Susan Mann Leave a Comment

On Wednesday night the boys were having trouble getting to sleep. They kept shouting on me for this and that, so I sat on the stairs in the hallway for a bit rather than going down stairs to be shouted on again. I sat there listening to the things they were talking to each other about. One in the top bunk and the other on the bottom bunk.
Lucas:- Tyler, when you go to school you need to be a good boy. You need to listen to the teacher and do what you are told. 
Tyler:- I know I will. 
Lucas:-No messing about. 
Tyler:- I don’t, I’m a good boy.
Lucas:- You might even get a surprise.
Tyler:- What sort of surprise?
Lucas:- You get a green frog, if you get lots you get a silver award and a tificate. (certificate)
Tyler:- Wow I want one of those. 
Lucas:- I’m getting one. 
Lucas:- Tyler?
Tyler:- What?
Lucas:- See when I visited the police station.
Tyler:- Uh Huh. 
Lucas:- I was in a real police van. 
Tyler:- Really? Did you put the nee naw on?
Lucas:- Yes, it was really loud and I was in the back too. 
Tyler:- Was it hairy?
Lucas:- Yeah, there was a dog in there. 
Lucas:- I went in through the back doors to the police station and was in jail. I really thought I was actually in jail. 
Tyler:- Were you scared?
Lucas:- I thought I was locked in. 
Tyler:- Did you get out?
Lucas:- Yes the police man let me out.
Tyler:- I want to be a Policeman.
Lucas:- Mummy?
Me:- Yes?
Lucas:- Can I be a Policeman?
Me:- Yes, you can be whatever you want to be when you are older. 
Lucas:- Are you a Policeman?
Me:- No. I’m a software developer and manager. 
Lucas:- What does that mean?
Me:- I work with computers.
Lucas:- Is daddy?
Me:- No he works with computers too. 
Lucas:- Can you not be a police man instead?
Me:- No honey I can’t. Now time for sleep. 
Tyler:- Can I be a Policeman?
Me:- Yes of course. Now sleep. 
I love listening to what they say, when you aren’t around. It’s so cute and funny. 
What funny things has your child said or done this week?
This post is protected under copyright. SusankMann 2009 – 2014

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