Funny Things My Children Say

This week we've had more illness, this time Lucas and the boys have been off on their first week of the summer holidays.

Tyler was pretending to read Incy Wincy Spider.

Tyler:- "Incy Wincy Spider splashed in all the puddles when the rain came down, but was naughty with no welly boots on."

Lucas:- "What's this mummy?"
Me:- "It's a gem stone honey."
Lucas:- "No it's not it's a tooth."
Me:- "It's a moonstone."
Lucas:- "No it's a dinosaur tooth."

Me:- "Tyler, where's Lucas?"
Tyler:- "He's looking at the world outside."
Me:- "How's he doing that?"
Tyler:- "Lying on his bed looking out the window."
Me:- "Ok, hope he sees something interesting."
Tyler:- "He's being lazy."

Some one liners this week.

The boys call number two's bobby's. Not sure why, but I'm guessing they got it from someone saying jobby. Gross word I know. Anyway when Lucas had an upset tummy the other day he went into his dad and said:-

"Daddy, the bobby was like a drink coming out of my binky binky b."

Bless him.

Tyler was talking to Lucas and said:-

"That's umpossible."

Hilarious the things they say.

What funny things has your child said or done this week?