Funny Things My Children Says…

This week we have been off a few days for the Easter holidays. I took the boys to a petting zoo.
There was a male Peacock there, that was doing the mating ritual of shaking his magnificent tails feathers as his 
lovely lady peacock friend. Lucas asked me why he was doing that. I told him he was showing how beautiful he was to the lady peacock. So we were standing next to the cage and I hear Lucas telling his little brother Tyler…
Tyler:- What’s that bird doing, making all that noise?
Lucas:- That’s a peapok. He’s the daddy one and showing off to the mummy one. 
Tyler:- Why?
Lucas:- Cause daddy’s peapok’s are showoffs.
Tyler:- The mummy peapok doesn’t have a tail.
Lucas:- Think she’s been to the hairdressers. 
I took Lucas to the opticians yesterday and in the car journey home he said… 
Lucas:- Mum?
Me:- Yes?
Lucas:- Why does daddy always drive?
Me:- He’s not driving now, I’m driving.
Lucas:- When he’s in the car?
Me:- He’s not a good passenger.
Lucas:- Is that because he has no hair?
Me:- Why would you say that?
Lucas:- In case his head gets cold, he can put the heater on. 
Me:- hmm maybe, but I think it’s more to do with he just likes to drive. 

What funny things has your child said or done this week?

I’m linking this up with Christine at Thinly Spread’s The Funny Things Kids Say and Do.

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